Aaron Haspel in Quotation Marks

by Ben Atlas on 03.3.2010.7:46am · 0 comments

The Fountain at the Met

Aaron Haspel is a master of aphorism. And the Twitter is not going to change this fact. Is there a Madrasa where one can memorize his verses? But I really wish Aaron would resume blogging.

  • “Real work ennobles the soul: fake jobs destroy it.
  • Ask if you do your job well, but first ask if it ought to be done at all.
  • Every party looks more attractive out of power.
  • Few human decisions are as well-considered as suicide.
  • Marital bliss and marital discord are equally inappropriate in public.
  • When you have an idea that runs against your ideology, don’t suppress the idea, suppress the ideology.
  • The businessman denounces government bureaucracy from the confines of a corporate bureaucracy that would shame an apparatchik.
  • The ideal work environment for a writer is jail.
  • Rather than spend time at work, spend the time you do spend at work working.
  • Real experts know exactly how good they are.
  • The most influential people in history have all spent entirely too much time by themselves.
  • Old people look absurd playing rock. We know what this says about the old people, but what does it say about rock?
  • A single arbitrary law can topple an entire code.
  • Why people do things is a less subtle and profound question than why they don’t.
  • Whatever you do for the sake of the children is probably wrong.
  • J.D. Salinger has died, and the overgrown children who still read him will follow shortly.
  • Men are more ashamed of correcting themselves than of erring in the first place.
  • The laziest, loosest, and most popular organizing principle for prose is the list.
  • Occasionally the operation succeeds but the patient dies; far more often it fails but the patient survives.
  • Life may not be a game, but what works for one works for the other more often than you’d think.
  • If Blake were understood he would no longer be read.
  • If a rule is required, then its outcomes will be imperfect.
  • If you’re not in a band at 20 you have no heart; if you’re still in one at 30 you have no head.
  • The theory that genius and madness are ineluctably bound up has been responsible for most mad geniuses.
  • People defective in reason fancy themselves compensated in imagination — which is imaginative.
  • Professional courtesy merely props up the guild. It is professional rudeness that is in short supply.
  • From fear can come adequacy, but never greatness.
  • Attention begets all virtue, distraction all vice.
  • God would satisfy no one without His viciousness and caprice.
  • Most of what you think you have to do you don’t.
  • Some men, like Balzac’s Goriot, are made of money. When it ends so do they.
  • Because life has no meaning, a particular life can mean a great deal.
  • Scientists have usurped the prestige that properly belongs to science.
  • Movie-makers ought to restrict their budgets for the same reason poets used to write sonnets: constraint spurs creativity.
  • Freud wields more influence in America than Marx ever did in Russia, though many of his most slavish disciples barely know his name.
  • Living makes enormous demands on one’s time.
  • God is not merely dead but stillborn.
  • They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Fulton, and they laughed at every hopeless crackpot.”
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